Hey traveler of the digital realms. Interesting that you found this place. I guess I should now tell you more about this strange world you have just encountered. What exactly is this? Whats going to happen here? Where are the toilets?
Sadly I will have to disappoint you. If you really want to know, you’ll have to stick around for a bit to find out about all that.
But a quick warning: Pirate cats are dangerous, dragons are real and robots actually hate electric sheep …